“I was a tornado myself in my twenties, but at forty, that’s over. Now I’m just a decaying thunderstorm, expending its remaining energy in a dreary collapse.”
But some thunderstorms re-intensify.
In this Southern political-ecological romp by the author of The Inheritors: A Climate Fable, several years after becoming locally famous for covering a tornado outbreak, former television meteorologist Alicia Norris is stuck in a boring, dead-end job: doing useless research at a small college on the Mississippi Gulf Coast. Then artificial intelligence takes that away too.
Alicia is ready to give up on her passion when news about a beachfront condo developer who’s destroying oak trees inspires her again. It also puts her in the path of Cynthia Wyman, a local cannabis farmer and eco-vandal who’s tried to thwart the developer for years to no avail. He’s very politically connected, but his most powerful protégé, a retired football coach famous for his eleven state titles—and for forming a school chapter of QAnon—is up for reelection this year. Alicia has never run for office, but people still remember her from her TV days, so she might have a chance. But she’ll be up against not just the coach and his wealthy benefactor, but also a gelled, steroid-injecting, raw-meat-eating podcaster who’s trying to become the next big thing in the “manosphere” by any means necessary.
As the campaign and Mississippi summer heat up, Alicia and Cynthia realize that something worse than tree destruction is afoot. A critically endangered sea turtle is trying to nest at the construction site, but they cannot get hard proof of it. The campaign turns vicious and investigating the site turns risky. Alicia and Cynthia will have to decide if they want to pin all their hopes on the election or take extreme measures….
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Mississippi Rip Current will be released on August 25, 2026.
Metadata and Book Information
Title: Mississippi Rip Current
Author: Eleanor Thorne
Publisher: Longshore Rebel Press
Release Date: August 25, 2026
Genres: Fiction / Nature & the Environment; Fiction / Contemporary; Fiction / LGBTQ; Fiction / Southern U.S. / Mississippi
A country where everything’s regulated by what’s “ethical.”
Where growing old, or not, can be negotiated, depending on what you’re willing to give up.
Having children is by regulation; being frugal earns you the right to petition for a vehicle of your own; and actual currency is just for collectors.
It’s a time when antibiotics have been overused to the point of worthlessness. New ones are always rushed out, with insufficient thought about side effects.
Roadways are programmed to steer you safely away from possible dangers. Wild creatures know this and have adapted to avoid the electronic programming that vehicles cannot.
And then a minimal hurricane arrives, and insurgents who have been waiting, doing their own secret experiments, take the opportunity to wreak havoc on the area it affects.
A brilliant but arrogant meteorologist, pilot, and occasional Hurricane Hunter.
His twin sister, a bitter, acid-tongued nuclear physicist on the verge of a breakthrough.
Their other sister, an anxious, needling, passive-aggressive, very politically connected right-wing mom.
Her daughter, a progressive activist acutely aware of the flaws in everyone and everything—except herself and her circle.
And one unprecedented storm.
In the near future, climate change has continued unabated, and the media landscape makes it harder than ever to solve problems. Podcasts, streaming, and social media have triumphed utterly, and anyone can be a self-appointed “expert.” People’s attention spans are negligible, half of America sees science as a threat, and populist demagogues have vast audiences. In this world, the sound bite is everything.
When Leonard, the world’s first observed hypercane, forms and threatens the Gulf Coast, can Americans put their differences and distractions aside just this once? Or is it already too late to do anything but laugh bitterly as Earth forces humanity to accept its long-overdue “inheritance”?
The Inheritors: A Climate Fable is a biting, timely satire of anti-intellectualism. It is also rigorously researched climate fiction by an atmospheric scientist and an exploration of generational trauma in families.
Keywords: climate fiction; climate change; social satire; hurricane; hypercane; environmental fiction; science fiction; political fiction; disaster; satire; weather fiction; global warming; near future; dark comedy
